In 2016, Spelthorne Council in London issued a “call for sites” in an aim to
address the need for local housing.
Obviously as I live in Northumberland this piece of
information completely passed me by, until January 10th this year
when the hallowed entity that is The Jockey Club announced that they had
submitted Kempton Park Racecourse for consideration.
When this news was first publicised, there was a sharp
intake of breath throughout the racing fraternity. The shock was palpable and
once everyone had regained the use of their faculties, Twitter very quickly
turned into the House of Commons.
This decision (and I’m just a punter who has never been to
Kempton) makes me feel as though someone has just walked into my house on Christmas
morning and urinated on my presents.
Actually no, that’s not true; it’s way off the mark. This
decision by The Jockey Club makes me feel as though some bastard has broken
into my house in broad daylight, kidnapped Britney (not her real name), had an
affair with Other Half, stolen my turkey, killed my cat, eaten half my
Christmas pudding, slashed my saddle with a Stanley Knife, smashed the screen
on my phone, taken the charger, stolen my favourite jodhpurs, punctured my car
tyres, stuck pins in my wellies, stolen all my spare contact lenses for my
right eye, left the kitchen tap running, urinated on my presents and cut off my
electricity so I am unable to watch the racing from Kempton on Boxing Day.
Christmas for Britney happens on Christmas Day and Christmas
for me occurs on Boxing Day, when I demand a large Martini and silence; to
watch the 3 mile King George VI Chase from Kempton.
My Mother even understands the importance of Kempton Park on Boxing Day. She now asks if we
would like to go to her house for lunch if it’s frosty at Kempton and racing
has been abandoned.
The King George is the second biggest Jump race in Britain , the only race more important is the
Gold Cup at the Festival of Racing at Cheltenham
in March.
Whilst the Grand National is an important race, the Grand
National meeting at Aintree in April is when all and sundry get dressed up in
very little and proceed to drink their own weight in lager. The people who go
to Kempton and Cheltenham , love racing.
Dressed in lots of layers and a tweed coat, they go to watch the racing and if
they are feeling flush, will spend £8.50 on a glass of wine the size of a
thimble.
The Jockey Club has a tremendous plan in place should
Kempton be accepted for housing development: The King George will move to nearby
Sandown Park . This is like asking Newcastle
United to use the Stadium of Light as their home venue; and be happy about it.
The Jockey Club has also said that they will build a shiny
and new all weather track at Newmarket
100 miles away, to replace Kempton’s all weather circuit. Newmarket might be
the home of British Flat Racing with a history 350 years deep, but the reason
Newmarket Racecourse always has bumper crowds is because 1 in every 3 people
who live in Newmarket, works in the racing industry.
I’m also a bit puzzled by the figures that The Jockey Club
has quoted. For one, the sale of Kempton would raise 1.5 million English pounds
and the Jockey Club has pledged that 500 million pounds would then be
re-invested into British Racing. They’ve also said that if Kempton isn’t chosen
for development; they won’t be investing 500 million at all.
This year Kempton has 71 scheduled fixtures, both over the
jumps and on their crappy all weather flat track. You might have guessed that
I’m not much of a fan of Flat Racing. If I’m going to lose my money, I want to
lose it over 4 minutes and not 40 seconds. And I haven’t the legs for Flat
racing. When I go to the races, it’s to watch jump racing when, you wear
thermals and a warm coat and hat. Not something that you threw on and very
nearly missed.
But do you know what? If you want to go and watch horses
gallop around on the all weather track; then good for you, because at the end
of the day it’s all about going racing and supporting the industry. #comeracing
At Kempton there are weekly markets, twice monthly antique
markets and as well as other community inspired attractions, the Police also
use the course to train their Police Dogs.
I was busy making my placard and finding some chains with
which to anchor myself to the gates of Kempton Park ,
when I thought I had better have a look at Spelthorne Council’s website, just
in case I was missing something.
And it was then that I realised that Twitter and ITV Racing
hadn’t really given me the full story. Because it turns out that the people who
live near Kempton Park do not want the Green Belt land of Kempton
turned into a housing estate either. And to be fair, why would they? Even if
they hate horse racing surely it is better to have somewhere that is green in
colour to walk around rather than a housing estate?
Councillor Ian Harvey even wrote a “belter” of a letter to
the proposed developer, Redrow Homes back in April last year. He states he is
“greatly surprised” that Redrow are continuing to try and develop 1500 homes on
Kempton Park . My favourite bit is when he says
“Despite mischievous PR, Spelthorne Borough Council has no intention of
‘working alongside’ Redrow Homes or any other private company on a local plan.”
I was so impressed with his letter that you can read it for yourself here.
Many years ago when I worked at Miserable Finance Limited, I
worked with a family who desperately wanted to buy their rented farm.
“They have to buy it.” I told my boss “They’ve spent their
lives there.”
“You are far too sentimental.” he replied.
Yes I am.
And that is why I will travel to London armed with a placard, a length of
chain and a padlock with no key, should this ridiculous nightmare become
reality.
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